Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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