i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
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These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
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Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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