Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
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i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me