Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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