just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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