Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
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I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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