she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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