Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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