Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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