So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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