Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
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He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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