he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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