i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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