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yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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