i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Randomize
