Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time