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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Did you fuck her?

  (212): View more from New York

  If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness

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• (559): View more from California

  Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night

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• (716): View more from New York

  When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?

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• (585): View more from New York

  She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time

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