yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
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Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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