Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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