"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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