It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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