At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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