Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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