Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The uberlube is also flammable
third nipple confirmed
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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