So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
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Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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