so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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