I seem to have left my pride at pride
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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