i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
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That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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