the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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