Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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