She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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