I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Your cock deserves a montage
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
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LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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