at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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