What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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