its not stalking. its research.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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