these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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