As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
You took a bar mat shot.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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