I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
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Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
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Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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