next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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