the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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