sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I had to cum in my sink.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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