She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
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The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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