Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
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Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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