I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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