There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Is it because I queefed?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
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Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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