She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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