you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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