I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
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can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I can't put those talents on a resume
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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