I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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