just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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