I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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