Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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