I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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