It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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