Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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